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Joke of the Day
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."
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"Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!"
"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"
"What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash."
"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."
"""I've got 99 problems and they're all FABULOUS!"" (Gay-Z)"
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight."""
"I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked... Not sure what scared him more; my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"