53575
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"
Next Joke
"A little boy says, Dad,....... A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"
"My crazy great Grandma My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me: ""If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"""
"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"
"I had a serious talk with my girlfriend after she told me about her rape fantasy. It actually went pretty well too... Ending with me whispering in her ear, ""shut the fuck up or I cut you bitch"""
"Why did Dracula need medicine? Because he was coffin."
"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""
"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"
"I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that."