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Joke of the Day

"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"

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"What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !"
"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."
"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."
"I know a really good joke Braden"
"Those Valentine's Day displays at the entrance of every store are like surprise parties for your loneliness."
"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."
"Pants are for people with something to hide."
"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."