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Joke of the Day

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one?"

"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."

"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"

"I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch."

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad!"

"You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow... The vocals aren't great here... Wow. This is trash, and I am trash."

"Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry."

"Golf Joke: Drag Charlie - YouTube Latest Golf Joke from www.TightLies.tv"

"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."