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Joke of the Day
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
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"I got a joke... your life"
"Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."
"a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. ""ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?"" said the girl. ""no, we cant"" the guy replied. ""why?"" ""it's Haram, Bae"""
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"A little girl asked her father ""Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"" And he replied ""No there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"""
"new iPhone 7 son: Daddy, buy me the new iPhone 7 Dad: What is the magic word? son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case?"
"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."