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Joke of the Day

"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"

"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"What do ladles and crackwhores have in common? They come in multiple sizes and move a lot of hot fluids."

"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."

"My gf thought it was so cute when she found out I owned a pair of tap shoes Until I got drunk, and put them on"

"For someone with a penis, wearing skinny jeans is a lot like living in a cheap mansion... There's no ballroom."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."