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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that's cold and angry? BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol."

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"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
"How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim."
"My wife got a seashell tattoo on her thigh. When you put your ear on it you can smell the ocean."
"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."
"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."
"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"
"It's just not sanitary to let people get under your skin."
"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""
"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"