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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that's cold and angry? BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol."

"Remember World War II? Now close your eyes and imagine? Women and children don't exist. Everyone else is a Man, 90 years old. How long would it have taken for World War II to finish?"

"The main qualification to be a morning radio DJ is the ability to laugh long and hard at your own obvious jokes"

"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"

"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."

"Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching."

"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"

"How is American Beer similar to making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"AC Jokes We're not a fan."

"I want to give you guys my best dad joke... ...but I'm afraid you won't give it back."