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Joke of the Day

"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"

"My nephew got me with this one He said ""they've been together for 15 years."" When I asked who, he said ""DEEZ NUTSS"""

"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out."

"What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!"

"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."

"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."

"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."