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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"
"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."
"What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him? Hey, get off me homes !"
"What the difference between woman and man? A man has always the same penis between his legs."
"What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down? Married."
"I don't want to just eat Olive Garden. I want to eat OLIVE it."
"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."
"Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves"