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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make? Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U."
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"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."
"How do angels greet each other? They say Halo."
"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."
"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."
"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."
"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."
"I'm not gay I've just got an alternative sexuality."
"Donald has special needs. His small hands fit perfectly around our new shovel model. '8:D' Only today. Only here."
"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."