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Joke of the Day
"What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired."
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"use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail"
"Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad."
"My new girlfriend just found out that I'm 42. She said, ""You told me that you were 28 and a half!"" I said, ""I am if you think about it."""
"Reddit has become very clickbaity lately Tricked you."
"What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter"
"I was bored with my life, and wanted to change something. I changed my mind."
"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."
"Why did John Snow get an iPhone? For the watch."