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Joke of the Day
"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."
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"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon."
"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."
"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."
"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."
"Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?"
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"
"Kids: Dad why have you never taken us swimming [thinking of an excuse because I can't swim] Me: I got killed by a shark once"