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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"
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"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."
"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"A surgeon turns to his assistant, while operating, and says... ""Hey, it's the right or the left one?"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Just kiddneying!"""
"That IS a banana in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you. Why must society make these two things mutually exclusive??"
"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."
"Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt."
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."