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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
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"How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb? Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again."
"Girl and Boy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you suck at basketball."
"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."
"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."
"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"
"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."
"My neighbor stopped by to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bicycles Bull shit, my dogs don't even have bicycles!"
"Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years."