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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."

"Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored."

"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""

"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."

"Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? ""I'm not. that. innocent."" *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*"

"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."

"The other day I asked my Father how it felt to have such a wonderful Son. ""Ask your Grandfather"", he said."