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Joke of the Day
"*too embarrassed to buy condoms**buys 3D printer**makes gun**robs condom factory*"
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"How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked."
"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"
"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."
"What happened when The Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"
"My dad told a lame joke today I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes. His replay was - I made you didn't I?"