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Joke of the Day
"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"
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"What do you call a gay cripple? Tomato."
"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."
"My Mother in law said to me: ""I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead"" ""Good!"" I said, ""I'm being buried at sea."""
"All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly."
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"
"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"
"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""