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Joke of the Day

"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."

"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"My girl told me to stop singing 'Wonderwall.' I said maybe"

"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul."

"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."

"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."

"I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant."