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Joke of the Day

"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."

"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."

"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because, If they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels."

"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."

"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."

"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."

"My life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are."

"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair."

"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("