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Joke of the Day
"Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets... Wookieeleaks"
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"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."
"How do you figure out that your girlfriend is getting too fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly."
"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."
"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."
"1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, ""Oh no, not again..."" 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."
"How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone? Cello?"
"My biggest fear is that someone will say ""Git-R-Dun"" while I'm holding my child. Because I will instinctively swing my baby at their face."