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Joke of the Day
"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."
Next Joke
"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""
"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
"Term for the Useless I have a buddy that is on unemployment and disability at the same time... I call it unability!"
"What's the difference between my basement and a Ferrari? One is filled with hookers, and the other is my basement!"
"What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!"
"Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries."
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one that you have to care for and nurture for 18 years."
"Women... can't live with them and the alternative is literally a pain in the ass."