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Joke of the Day
"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."
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"Relationship status: binoculars"
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !"
"I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)"
"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"
"Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze.."
"I guess it's time to lose some weight. I cut myself shaving and gravy came out..."
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"