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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife won't let him use socks anymore."
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"Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden."
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left."
"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."
"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."
"What does Jeb Bush say on the toilet? Please crap"
"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."
"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""