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Joke of the Day
"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"
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"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"So I was driving down the road one day, and somebody threw a lump of cheese at me... and I thought to myself, that's not very mature..."
"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."
"Life is short, which means it can't get on any of the cool rides."
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !"
"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."
"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."
"My wife said I must think she's a whore... I told her a whore would be cheaper."