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Joke of the Day
"""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee."
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"an always fun part of dating an extremely cool girl is learning just how many of her guy friends are secretly in love with her"
"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"
"Aliens who abducted a drunk Russian gave in... and let him drive for a bit."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."
"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."
"A werewolf is chasing you. Your life flashes before your eyes: crappy jobs, breakups, Ren fairs. The werewolf gets depressed and goes home."
"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."
"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"
"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."