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Joke of the Day
"I threw a boomerang 6 years ago and it never came back... Now I live in constant fear."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."