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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."

"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else."

"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"

"Do you know how many feminists it takes to change a light bulb? One, you asshole."

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"

"If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on."

"I've always got women knocking on my door... Sometimes I let them out."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she was hit by a bus."