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Joke of the Day

"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."

"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."

"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."

"My 5 year old set up the lemonade stand all by himself and, while I'm proud of him, I doubt he'll make a lot of sales in the backyard."

"Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse."

"What was Monica Lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? Most likely to suck seed."

"Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat"

"Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards."

"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."

"[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]"