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Joke of the Day

"Dad Joke: Help! There's a letter coming out of the water! It's an emerging 'C'."

"Just because we share the same skin colour does not follow that I am obliged to always support you in every foolish and idiotic thing you say or do."

"Would you slap your cousin for $1,000,000? I'd do it for free, bitch."

"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."

"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"

"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."

"Father: You're grounded. Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!"

"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""