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Joke of the Day
"Would you slap your cousin for $1,000,000? I'd do it for free, bitch."
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"How many Pao's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you."
"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""
"If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself."
"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""
"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"
"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"
"Sometimes I'm right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying."
"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"