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Joke of the Day
"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"
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"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"
"What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? Radiohead."
"I like to call my dick Metapod.... Cuz all it does is harden"
"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8"
"Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping? Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"
"Guess what? Elephant Butt"
"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"