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Joke of the Day
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"
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"What's the difference between the average yogurt and the United States of America? if you leave a yogurt alone for two-hundred years it'll develop a culture (also it can be fat free)"
"I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list."
"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."
"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"
"My innocent look never works in the nude."
"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"
"Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !"
"The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman"
"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."