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Joke of the Day
"A trigonometry professor attends a frat party at UCLA I heard he wore a soc-alt-oga."
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"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"
"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"
"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gave it to her."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."