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Joke of the Day

"A trigonometry professor attends a frat party at UCLA I heard he wore a soc-alt-oga."

"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"How Do You Circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"

"The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from"

"Do you know why you will never go hungry in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. *edit: because of the sandwiches there....."

"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."