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Joke of the Day
"If a porn star takes a vacation, Do they consider it a leave of abstinence?"
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"Here's a joke about procrastinating"
"I'm gonna write a book about the Amish... its really a hit or Amish."
"Use condoms: because if she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone."
"Last winter we had really bad snow, I rung my boy for some weed and when he answered he said ""sorry bro I just can't deal with this weather"""
"What do you call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."
"Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? Because one is un oeuf"
"Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? Cos you're acute angle."