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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna write a book about the Amish... its really a hit or Amish."
Next Joke
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk the cow for 14 years."
"He insulted my sister, and I let it slide. He insulted my mother, and I let it slide. Then...he insulted my tweets."
"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."
"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."
"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""
"Popped a tire on a pot hole today Badum tss"
"What gas do snails prefer? Shell."
"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."
"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."