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Joke of the Day
"My wife is driving me to drink. I hope she remembers to pick me up when I'm done."
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"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"
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"I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me. They're really quite the noose ants."
"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."