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Joke of the Day

"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."

"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!"

"Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce. Mickeys lawyer says "" you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy."" To which Mickey replies ""no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"""

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"

"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""

"Two buddies are working a job together John calls to tell Rick he can't make it today because he cut his dick in two. Now they're both half staffed."

"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."

"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"

"I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune. Happy new year"