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Joke of the Day
"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."
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"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""
"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"
"you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate"
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer but no one will do it."
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."