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Joke of the Day

"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are ... you have small boobs."

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone."

"Monogamy First, do no harem."

"Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it."

"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"

"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"

"A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe..."