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Joke of the Day

"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"

"Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image? His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron."

"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"

"The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P"

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!"

"Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police"