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Joke of the Day

"N. Korea ready for war with US, leader tells nation. Come on baby. we are ready."

"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."

"I heard that no real accountants were consulted during the filming of the new movie The Accountant. They want the movie to be entertaining."

"Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie."

"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."

"All of my gaming / network usernames are based on things I thought were funny at 19, and that is my greatest shame."

"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."

"Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It's called ""One More Thyme"""

"How did the Vagina want her eggs cooked? Ovaries-y"

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is ....."