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Joke of the Day

"The pimp hand... Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."

"Why can't Australians play chess? They keep saying check, mate."

"If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security."

"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."

"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."

"How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents"

"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."

"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""