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Joke of the Day

"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"

"Jesus opened up a shop... And it was called Jesus Christ Superstore"

"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."

"I would like to apologize to all my American Friends for the Power Blackout in India. Electricity is now restored and your Customer Service & Tech Support is now up & running."

"No, I'm not damaging my liver. I'm about to sterilize it using alcohol."

"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."

"Your neck. There's an axe for that."

"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""

"I got friend zoned today.... So I asked if she knew what incest was..."

"Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? He couldn't stand to see himself like that."