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Joke of the Day
"My wife's legs are like the peanut butter I left in the fridge. Won't spread."
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"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"
"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper"
"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"
"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."
"Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit."
"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""
"I couldn't find my eye drops today It seems like eye dropped it. :|"
"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."