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Joke of the Day

"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"

"What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 7 trees:)"

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"Coworker: If you had to do it all over again, would you? Me: Yeah. Cw: You would? Why? Me: Because I know what the words ""had to"" means."

"What happened before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."

"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."

"Women treat me like God. They only talk to me when they need something."