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Joke of the Day
"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"
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"I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer. He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep."
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"Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this."
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"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."
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"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."