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Joke of the Day

"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."

"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."

"There is no ""we"" in chocolate."

"A missing joke If found please pm me."

"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."

"If someone tells you there are 2 Ayers Rock... Don't be fooled it's uluru's."

"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""