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Joke of the Day

"What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa."

"Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands. They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors."

"I was researching converting to Mormonism until I found out you have to give them 10% of your income I guess I'm Jewish."

"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."

"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with? (NSFW) By giving them an oral test first. ""If you can gag me, you can shag me!"""

"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"

"Reporter got asked about any survivors of a plane crash & said 'its up in the air'. Dude if it was up in the air we wouldn't be in this mess"

"It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food"