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Joke of the Day
"What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa."
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"Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'..."
"ADELE WAS BUSTED FOR DRUG DEALING! Yep - they lifted her skirt and found 100 pounds of crack."
"hate how my phone sometimes autocorrects haha to hahahahaha. im trying to end a conversation not laugh harder than i ever have in my life."
"When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !"
"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."
"What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant."
"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."
"My nan's star sign is cancer. It's pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab."
"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"