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Joke of the Day
"What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa."
Next Joke
"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."
"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"
"Knock, knock, Come in."
"I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. ""She didn't like me."""
"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."
"What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep? ""I herd that!"""
"Where do all guys come from? ...Their dicks. Where else? (is bad i know)"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."