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Joke of the Day

"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"

"Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!"

"cows are pretty nice to us considering that we eat them"

"How soon is it going to be before school spelling tests only requires getting the first three letters correct until google does the rest."

"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"

"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."

"I see your ""long walks on the beach"" and I raise you ""long Segway rides on beach"" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*"

"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."

"Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms..."

"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"