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Joke of the Day

"Holy Communion: PRIEST:""This is the body of Christ. Take it "" ME:""Uum,can I instagram it first?"" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."

"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"Where did the cow go? It mooved."

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"Half-Life 3 is getting made."

"Accidentally burned a calorie. Have to replace it now."

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."