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Joke of the Day

"So a guy is eating a steak dinner at a restaurant... ...when the waitress comes over and asked the man ""How did you find the steak, sir?"" The man looks at her and says ""I just moved the potatoes."""

"When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."

"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth. Because I don't like playing baseball with girls."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"

"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"

"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."

"Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my room. At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."

"What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up."

"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"