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Joke of the Day

"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"

"Where do pirates store their files? On their RRRRRRR drive."

"The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy."

"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"

"When two girls hate each other, they say ""we should DEFINITELY hang out"" and then take turns shouting ""definitely!"" until one of them dies."

"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."

"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""

"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."

"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."

"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."