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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up."
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"i stand up too fast fromthe toilet and some warm pee lands on my phone activiting the touch screen & texts the word 'autumn' to my aunt"
"What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common? It's just so hard to pull out."
"How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution"
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."
"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."
"How do pirates know that they exist? They think, therefore they arrrr"
"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."