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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a second-place winner at a pun competition? a punner-up."
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"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""
"5-year-old: Why don't we say Grace? Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry?"
"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."
"Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder."
"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."
"I hate it when people tell me I don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need shoes to run, but it fucking helps."
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."
"TIFU by crashing my car The last thing that went through my mind was my anus"
"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""